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Wednesday, October 29, 2008

專業推介,武器七大



緊貼港人走勢,擴闊暴力空間,統計逼迫特區政府過去一週七種最高殺傷力武器,鉅細無遺。

第七位:摺櫈
曾高據七武器之首位達多個週次,可惜後勁不繼,未能造出更大範圍殺傷力,本週停留第七位。

第六位:殘奧
雖然未能打進三甲位置,長期於下游位置徘徊,但仍然殘害不少身體有缺陷奧運參賽選手,包括奧運輪椅火炬手曾蠍子。

第五位:豆腐渣
剛派台時威力驚人,進佔榜首之位多達兩個月之久,總傷亡率亦為今年派台武器中暫時最高。但官方為配合另一派台武器「奧運」,被迅即壓至第五位,上訴無門。

第四位:I Kill You Later
上年以“Accumulator“之名派台時,成績未見理想。上週改派新版本“I Kill You Later”後旋即登上第四位,殺傷力遍及多位達官貴人及其公司股價,預料會繼續發力上升,殺傷力擴大至一般市民。

第三位:迷你債券
上榜個多月,長期佔據三甲位置,更一度升上榜首。以債券之名重新打造的結構票據,成功對普羅大眾保守無知散戶造成強勁殺傷力,隨各銀行陸續公佈回購價後有力再上更高位置,預料仍會繼續高據三甲。

第二位:三聚氰胺
上年派台時因為只有寵物飼料版而未有對人類造成傷害,所以未能入榜,但今年以多個remix版,包括「三鹿奶」,「熊仔餅」,「麵包」,「芝士」等攻佔全球,再加特別版「嬰兒腎石」全線催谷,為全球人類帶來極大傷害及恐慌,更曾連續一個月雄覇榜首,風頭一時無兩。雖然本週稍微回落,但剛剛最新派台版本「雞蛋」有望令殺傷力進一步提升,重上榜首位置。

第一位:香蕉
有別於過往地雷埋伏式用法,以其曲線身形作直線投擲帶出難以估計攻擊角度,再加上充份利用其長度作口腔硬塞攻擊,將「香蕉」殺傷力幾何級數提升,令受害者心理及生理上皆造成極大創傷,所以一上榜即成為七武器之首,氣勢凌厲。

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